sabertoothwalrus:

guiltyfilthycasuals:

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

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see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

whereisthenew:

keyblademasterconnor:

c-bassmeow:

codylangdon:

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

archaeologysucks:

When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.

I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.

So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?